Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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