No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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