oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just sucked dick on a ferry
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
ok first of all what the fuck
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