I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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