It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I believe in your delicious
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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