Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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