i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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