Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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