GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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