Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
