Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
