question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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