Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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