it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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