I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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