you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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