you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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