I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize