I think i peed on brittanys purse
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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