idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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