are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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