1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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