So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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