It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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