butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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