so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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