He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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