mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i can't believe i had my finger in that
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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