I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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