There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
only you would photoshop your dick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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