K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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