just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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