your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My vagina is very pro this idea
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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