Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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