today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i dont even know how to be here
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
so much tequila, so little girl.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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