my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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