yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i think im in europe. pls send help
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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