I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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