I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize