Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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