talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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