It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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