Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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