im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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