So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
