Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
