wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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