what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
