You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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