I hate all girls vehemently.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I need a hoe opinion
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