just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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