its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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