His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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