i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The beer is more important than you right now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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